Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I could make wine with my vomit
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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