let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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