It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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