Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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