Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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