dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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