I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
