Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
