He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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