Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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