I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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