Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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