i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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