never play flip cup with pint glasses
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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