What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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