why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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