please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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