So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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