My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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