You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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