Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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