He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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