Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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