so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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