i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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