is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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