i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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