I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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