Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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