she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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