I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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