I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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