Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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