How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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