she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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