i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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