On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
