my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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