It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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