erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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