Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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