haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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