Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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