I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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