he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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