Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
