I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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