Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Someone came in the potted fern
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
