my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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