That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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