Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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