I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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