i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
So vagazzling was a success
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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