he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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