She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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