these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Boobs are out for the taking
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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