I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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