I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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