Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
